Twenty-Six

I just calculated that I've picked up 26 books this year already. Twenty-fucking-six. How the hell am I ever going to read 26 books? Of course, the answer is that I won't. Half of those books are first edition hardcovers that I'll never read. Sure, the other half are also first edition hardcovers, but I'll probably read some of those. But with Dear Santa ramping up and with Postcards still taking some time, I don't even have enough free time to read a monthly comic let alone a 300-page novel. Maybe if I stopped posting on this damn site, I'd have time to read more...